Apocalypse Eventually

Real Live Dead Things pulled

We decided at last week's staff meeting that $28 was just far too much for a short comedy. So I pulled it, reformatted it without the comics, then added the free chapter of Happily Ever After Life, this should bring the revision price down to $15. We will let you know when it is re-released. HOWEVER if you have a first edition, hang onto it, it may be worth something some day!

Still working on these covers

Apocalypse... eventually

A Comedy of Biblical Distortions

When a bungling mid-management angel is thrown to earth to find and reunite the four horsemen in order to destroy the world immediately... or soon... or (We can't find the calendar now.... Give us just a minute.)

Um... well... Apocalypse eventually is:

 offensive

Perverse

Blasphemous

And even 

Twisted.

But we promise you'll laugh harder than you have since the beginning of time. 

Signed

Some really

 Important

 prophet-type

Valentines Day!

Guest blog!!! Mark Stidham!

Ok we're here today with Mark Stidham, the voice actor and owner of
Buddy the Dog, from the kid's show Here be Dragons. First of all Mark,
thanks for being here. Can you tell us a little about Buddy? And how'd
that start?

I bought a new PC one of those all in one without a tower so it's just
one piece and with a touch screen that I never ever use. Anyway, it
came with a webcam and a webcam program. On this program it had
avatars where you could record a video with your voice and the lips
would move. One of the avatars was this beautiful golden retriever. So
I thought, hey this would make a good thing for video marketers and
such, and for ads and commercials. I already worked on Fiverr.com so I
set up the gig with this talking dog that I later named Buddy after
one of my own dogs, not a Retriever but basic same coloring. And there
you have it... Buddy was born.

Great! We hear you have a new book out. Care to tell us a little about it?

Yes, Study Buddy. It’s a children’s interactive book with lessons on
all types of subjects, and most important…coloring!!! Of course,
Cheshire grin Publishing gets all the credit for putting it all
together for which I am grateful. It’s available through Cheshire Grin
Publishing via Lulu.

http://www.cheshiregrinpublishing.com/store.html


Sounds good. Where can we get our own personal Buddy vid for the kids?

 You can get this here:
http://www.cheshiregrinpublishing.com/merchandise.html



Kool. So tell us a bit about the show.

 I started getting some orders for Buddy to appear in this free
educational children’s show. It has puppets and diverse characters.
The more involved I became with the show, I could see how it would
appeal to children, be entertaining and they would also learn. My part
includes many different dog facts or related subjects. Secretly, it
appeals to me personally( in a hipster kind of way). I showed it to an
adult friend of mine and he freaked out thinking one of the coolest
things he’d ever seen. So that’s it in a nutshell.


Wow! Great! Okay you know we're not gonna let you get away easy. Tell
us a bit about the man behind the voice. What's a good day for you?

A good day is a day I can survive with what’s left of my sanity… Just
kidding! A good day is when I can provide good services for people
whether that’s with doing a Buddy Video or creating other video and
audio services such as voice overs or Royalty Free Music tracks, which
is something I’ve been working on a lot lately You can check out my
work on that athttps://www.909music.com/gentleman/tracks
 Also a good day for me is taking care of my family and all if its
relative madness, which I wouldn’t trade for anything right now!

Guest blog!!! Rival Gates

Hi guys. Today we’re proud to host a guest blog with Rival Gates, our
fantasy favorite. Rival tell us a bit about your latest book.

Thanks for having me on.  My most recent book is called, “Mandrean Revenge.”  It is the third book in the Sapphire Chronicles series.  After returning from his quest with the Red Sapphire, Linvin Grithinshield is sought out again by the twisted Lord Mandrean.  The evil ruler’s empire is on the verge of rebellion and Mandrean believes his people have lost faith in him as a direct result of his defeat at Linvin’s hands.  To redeem their faith he kidnaps Linvin’s Uncle Anvar and threatens to execute him unless Linvin takes his place before the first frost.

Sounds intriguing. What made you decide to write fantasy? Why not
romance or mystery?

They say you never forget your first love and from the time I read “The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” I loved Fantasy!  You get to make your own world with your own rules.  No one can tell you something’s impossible because you decide what is and is not possible in your world.

Wow. Kool. So of all your many characters who is your personal favorite and why?

I would have to say Necromancer is my favorite character to write.  He may be pure evil but he hates everything including his master so he is constantly insulting him.  Necromancer also has many plans.  Some are revealed while others are kept secret.  It makes him a blast to write.

Any plans for more of this series?

There are plans for 6 more books with the next one (“Repercussions Abound”) due out later this year.

Great. Can you see yourself starting any new writing projects?

Putting out the new book and publicizing it will keep me busy for some time before I can start on Book 5, “The Thief of Ravensburg”.

Good to know. What, in your opinion makes all the work of writing a
book worth it?

It is all worthwhile just to have one person read your book and say, “I loved it.  What happens next?”  That is the greatest compliment I can get.

Awesome. Okay before we go, where can we get these books of yours?
“Quest for the Red Sapphire” Amazon: http://amzn.to/1npYd0S
“The Sapphire Crucible” Amazon: http://amzn.to/1lGfOVN
“Mandrean Revenge” Amazon: http://amzn.to/1L9c76S

Proofs

Should be in tomorrow. Really excited.... book tour to follow!