EXCELLENT Review!!!!!

Real Live Dead Things will remind you why you’re glad to be alive. If laughter is the best medicine, take a heaping dose with this short novel. Join the newly-dead Mortimer as he attempts to navigate his way to the Pearly Gates by doing on final good deed to make up for a life lived less than piously. Join Mortimer and his spirit guide Eva, as they turn the town upside down, transforming the tightwad gas station owner who sells expired milk into a milk-worshipping maniac. Laugh out loud when the fake Evangelical preacher, Billy Rae, comes to exorcise the demons at the gas station for a profit. What will Mortimer have to do to move on to the heavenly realm? Find out in Real Live Dead Things. Like a cross between an undead horror movie and It’s a Wonderful Life, this novel is sure to uplift your spirit. And remember, don’t take life to seriously; you’ll never make it out alive.