As the scene is set a really bad
commercial plays in your brain!
You desperately smash your fingers on
the remote buttons but.... no luck! The commercial is for.......
(drum roll please)
The MOST interesting author in the
world!
See Angel Dunworth dressed like Indiana
Jones and wrestling a ferocious bottle of ketchup... until her whip
breaks.
Voice over “the voices in her head
speak other languages.”
See Angel Dunworth butt-dialing the
White House to order pizza.
Voice over 'she has telepathic
telemarketers calling”
See Angel Dunworth unsuccessfully
juggling rabid weasels.
Voice over “Her dog is a sheep in
wolves' clothing”
See Angel Dunworth shopping for
groceries in the auto parts store.
Voice over, “All her thoughts are
subtitled in Russian... she is THE MOST INTERESTING AUTHOR IN THE
WORLD!”
Pan in on authors face splattered with
motor oil
Angel Dunworth says, “I don't lambada
often.... but when I do I stash goldfish crackers in my armpits. Stay
crazy my friends!”
Fade out
DISCLAIMER: No actual goldfish crackers were harmed during the writing of this blog.
That's my side of it,
Angel
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