lol Vampires

We all have seen movie after movie on Zombie Apocalypse and are well equipped for one as a society, but what IF?

Fun things to do during the Vampire Apocalypse

1. Drop buckets of collagen on the approaching vampires. Make undead shrinky-dinks.
2. Equip your nerf gun with toothpicks and create artsy vampire colanders!
3. Cover unsuspecting local werewolves with glitter so they sparkle. See if it screws with the vampires' dance cards!
4. Walk the crypts of these undead as they sleep, posting mantras like, “Meat is Murder!”
5. Raid the local blood bank and replace all the plasma with ketchup! Pull up a lawn chair and watch the fun.
6. Declare a “Panty raid” on the closets of the newly undead. Replace stodgy black suits with clergy robes and priest collars.
7. Crack a coffin and a window-shade … then have a weenie roast!
8. While at work, pat people you don't like on the back, leaving behind post-it notes that say, “medium-rare.”
9. Right before dark knock on the door of the crypt while holding a Vegan Cookbook. When they answer say, “Have you heard the joyous report of the lettuce today? I am quoting from the book of Salads, Recipe 3, ingredient 14.”
10. Walk up to a vampire and ask if he can make change for a $10. When he agrees insist you won't take blood money.

That's my side of it,

Angel