Things
I don't get:
1.
If Jesus was Jewish then why do we serve ham on Easter and Christmas?
2.
If you send someone many happy returns, do you owe postage?
3.
If your muffin top gets too big during the holiday feast is it then
considered a loaf of bread?
4.
When people say Merry X-mas are they promoting algebra or bad
spelling?
5.
Doesn't global warming sort of make snowmen endangered?
6.
How do they get the Christmas Wreaths to grow in a circle like that?
7.
Was Rudolf secretly part of a covert government experiment?
8.
If this blog got too much holiday cheer would it become an egg blog?
9.
If I gave the Ghost of Christmas past a Christmas present would it
create a paradox?
10.
If cake is awesome and fruit is nummy why when we mix them do we get
something that tastes that bad?
That's
my side of it,
Merry
Christmas
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