Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Silly Christmas

Fun things to do on the holidays!
1. Bling up your Christmas turkey with a leather jacket. When your friends inquire, respond, “What you never heard of dressing?”

2. Announce that you are throwing a genderless Christmas. Hand your friends Barbie dolls with no hair dressed in Ken's clothes.

3. While you are last minute Christmas shopping find a sales clerk. Insist on buying the most expensive thing in the store. Inform them that you have a disorder that requires a sing-a-long of Jingle Bell Polka before you can pay.

4. Gift wrap rolls of toilet paper and hand them to passers by.

5. Send out “Thank you” cards to people you don't know, profusely thanking them for non-existent gifts. See who responds.

Sorry guys, still adjusting to meds. Blogs will be short and sparse for a while!

That's my side of it,
Angel


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