It's
time for another installment of
The
Most Interesting Author in the World:
Camera
pans over a shot of Author Angel Dunworth using a table lamp to
create morse code
Voice
over: Her instant messaging travels at the speed of light... sort of.
Author's
voice: I don't always proof read...
but
when I do it's weeks after I hit “send.”
Camera
closes in on a shot of Angel Dunworth, smacking a sleeping werewolf
on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper and screaming as she flees.
Voice
over: She has great amounts of animal attraction... kinda.
Author's
voice: I don't always go cow-tipping...
but
when I do it's with rabid sharks
Camera
pans in on a shot of Angel Dunworth dressed as a clown, walking into
a snare and being mistaken for a pinyata.
Voice
over: Children love her.. in a way? Um.... ??? Really? Um...
Author's
voice: I don't always wear camouflage...
But
when I do I wear color coordinated antlers!
Camera
pans in on a shot of author Angel Dunworth with a fruit-basket on
her head, a carrot woven into her fake dreds, wearing a save the
whales t-shirt over a tutu and singing, “I feel pretty.”
Voice
over: She? Um? No man... I got nothing! Get my agent on the phone
please!
Author's
voice: I don't always take my meds.....
but
when I do my commercial writing is AWESOME! Stay questionable my
friends!
CUT!
That's
my side of it,
Angel
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