Wetter's
dictionary.... bringing TRUE definition to your every day life
bird
feeder n- rodent attractor
car-pooling
v. - the conscious act of collecting back-seat drivers daily on a
completely voluntary basis. See also road rage
coupon
n. - a piece of colorful paper that deducts miniscule amounts of
money from prices that have been tripled
Dinning room suit n. - a set of furnishings that force
dogs to beg for food and babies to begin crying
economy
n - an imaginary mind set probably started in ancient lore that
assumes that the general public has currency to spend
financial
cushion n.- the funds you had in your bank account before
the car broke down
free
trial n. - an imaginary state in which normally mild-mannered
people froth at the mouth and volunteer to receive hidden debit
charges that will be billed later
hum
drum n. - the sound a toddlers makes in it's throat just
before he or she begins to throw the mother of all temper tantrums
organic
adj-. A colorful price-sticker that magically triples the
price of what other people are eating.
plan-
n. a list prepared in one's head of things to do today normally
canceled due to husbands, children and even in the most trivial sense
dry-cleaning
squirrel
n - a self-animated, furry squeak toy for dogs
survey
n -. the one guaranteed way to get off of the phone with the cable
company with certainty that your complaint will actually go through
before it is ignored
Sugar-free
adj – containing powerful laxatives
taxes
n - a political mind set in which voters of a district pay excess
money in order to receive tax breaks that will allow them to enjoy
waiting for the return of smaller amounts of excess money
That's
my side of it,
Angel
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