I
am in a silly mood again.... because a sick friend is feeling better.
Her name is Jennifer and she is a fellow blogger, catch her blog
at..... www.jennaspapermoon.blogspot.com
I
however am still a little sick, so this one will be short.
Things
I don't get:
1.
My doctor says that if I want to stop catching colds I should
disinfect my house. But my dog licks it's butt and never coughs!
2.
When I was a kid my dentist handed out lollipops. You don't think he
had an ulterior motive do you?
3.
Is hide-n-seek a course in Ninja Training School?
4.
Just because I walk my chia pet and talk to my socks reminding them
that they are a team, people say I'm weird. What's with all the
labels?
5.
If you send a writing spider too many rejection slips does he commit
insecticide?
6.
Why is the government trying so hard to find natural gas when I've
got so much of it?
7.
If you cross a jitterbug and a lady bug with one of those listening
devices called a bug.... does it cause the CIA to dress in drag and
dance?
8.
If a cross between a spoon and fork is called a spork then what
would you call a cross between a trench and a pit?
9.
Is it wrong to send your proctologist flowers after an exam?
10.
Isn't the correct name for a bird feeder really “Squirrel
attractor?”
That's
my side of it,
Angel
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