Silly stuff

Fun Things To Do To Mean People:

1. When a friend says something offensive to you yell, “You know what happens when you upset me.” Then break into interpretive dance.
2. When your boss points out your short-comings... don't just run away and hide in your cubicle! First yell, “Tag you're it!”
3. When the cashier in the grocery store informs you that your coupons have expired insist that your time machine is broken.
4. When your nosy aunts surround you at a wedding and insist that, “You're next,” wait for the next funeral you see them at then throw rice and yell happily, “You're next!”
5. If the guy stuck behind you in traffic leaves his car to bang on your window pretend you are receiving a cell phone call as you roll down your window. Then say to the cell phone, “I've already hidden the body! Just give me an alibi.” Watch how quickly he reenters his vehicle.
6. When someone insists that their spiritual beliefs are superior to your own simply state that, “I really can't make it to your next event. I have to sacrifice at least two more virgins this week or I can't leave my home.”
7. When your friends begin bugging you about something yell piteously, “You guys stop! You're upsetting the toaster!”
8. When someone calls you to get a campaign contribution convince them that you are with the, “Coffee Party,” Then make a speech while talking as fast as you are able.
9. When someone answers the cell phone during the movie at your favorite theater, wait until they hang-up and then critique his acting during his call.
10. When a bill collector calls ask for a loan so that you can buy Park Place. Explain that once you've passed, “Go” you're expecting a sweet $200.

That's my side of it,

Angel