As
the scene is set a really bad commercial plays in your brain!
You
desperately smash your fingers on the remote buttons but.... no luck!
The commercial is for.......
(drum
roll please)
The
MOST interesting author in the world! (part 3)
See
Angel Dunworth in an evening gown, stepping off of the trolley in San
Francisco and being awarded a bowl of rice-a-roni!
Voice
over “Her achievements are good for dinner anywhere in town”
See
Angel Dunworth opening the empty box gag gift and calling the FBI to
report escaped ninjas.
Voice
over “She is descended from the great scientific mind that designed
nuclear over-reactors.”
See
Angel Dunworth serving French food with a Scottish accent.
Voice
over “She can be well-rounded in a straight line!”
See
Angel Dunworth spearfishing with a sword while quoting John Wayne
movies and wearing a tie-dye tutu...
Voice
over, “When she … not real sure what she's doing there actually …
um?”
See
Angel Dunworth finger-painting with mashed potatoes while doing the
Macarena to the tune of Jingle Bells.
Voice
over: When she … I got nothing! COULD WE WRITE A SCRIPT NEXT TIME?
See
Angel Dunworth juggling cans of motor oil and hopping on one foot
while covered in tomato paste.
“Cut!”
Voice
Over: Somebody get the union on the phone! I'm outta here.
Pan
in on author's tattoo that reads “Predictable spontaneity forever!"
Angel
Dunworth says, “I don't tango often...but when I do I wear sandals
made of organic lettuce! Stay crazy my friends!”
“CUT!”
Fade
out
That's
my side of it,
Angel
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