Things I don't get:
1. Why don't the cops ever
think it's as funny as I do?
2. Where do those crime
shows get all those blurry faced actors?
3. If an aura is a
magnetic field why don't I stick to the refrigerator?
4. If I get into my
dresser's drawers is it still a virgin?
5. How exactly does Cat
Women mark her territory?
Fun things to do at the
doctor's office
1. Use your ventriloquist
skills during your prostate exam!
2. Ask if you can donate a
stool sample to science.
3. Convince them that
Dracula did your last blood test and you're waiting for the results.
4. When the doctor insists
on your papsmear test, insist that you lost the key to your chastity
belt.
5. In a very dramatic way
yell, “I’ve been seeing another specialist behind your back!”
Then hand him a bouquet of roses!
That's my side of it,
Angel
www.streetlighthalo.com
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