Thursday, September 19, 2013

Something to cheer you
I am leaving on a romantic trip this weekend and that has put me in a very good mood. So since I am in a very silly mood today let's just see what I can come up with. If this blog is painfully short, I do apologize writing humor is extremely difficult.

Fun things to do while car pooling:
1. At every stop light ask every driver in the next car for Grey Pupoun.
2. When your cell phone rings try to convince the other passengers that your dog is calling you. When you hang up sing loudly, “Dem bones!”
3. . When you stop to pay for gas, ask the guy behind the counter to point out which of the pumps have the lowest cholesterol and which are organic.
4.. Place the radio dial to an AM talk show. Then ask everyone to sing along.
5.. At every STOP sign get out of the car and try to debate the sign into changing it's opinion on your mobility.
6.. Two words, “Marco Polo.”
7. Hold a survey as to why people will run a dangerous red light yet stop for ducks.
8. Announce a quick field trip to see the local hospital and then make a siren sound... preferably loud and repeatedly.
9. For no good reason slam on the brakes and yell, “Sorry guys! Ninja crossing!”
10. Arm all passengers with squirt guns so that you can tell the window washers you have self serve!


Also here is a Christmas card I painted:  

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