Something to cheer you
I am leaving on a romantic trip this
weekend and that has put me in a very good mood. So since I am in a
very silly mood today let's just see what I can come up with. If this
blog is painfully short, I do apologize writing humor is extremely
difficult.
Fun things to do while car pooling:
1. At every stop light ask every driver
in the next car for Grey Pupoun.
2. When your cell phone rings try to
convince the other passengers that your dog is calling you. When you
hang up sing loudly, “Dem bones!”
3. . When you stop to pay for gas, ask
the guy behind the counter to point out which of the pumps have the
lowest cholesterol and which are organic.
4.. Place the radio dial to an AM talk
show. Then ask everyone to sing along.
5.. At every STOP sign get out of the
car and try to debate the sign into changing it's opinion on your
mobility.
6.. Two words, “Marco Polo.”
7. Hold a survey as to why people will
run a dangerous red light yet stop for ducks.
8. Announce a quick field trip to see
the local hospital and then make a siren sound... preferably loud and
repeatedly.
9. For no good reason slam on the
brakes and yell, “Sorry guys! Ninja crossing!”
10. Arm all passengers with squirt guns
so that you can tell the window washers you have self serve!
Also here is a Christmas card I
painted:
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