A
new twisted commercial plays in your brain... for The Most
Interesting Author In the World!
Camera
pans in on Angel Dunworth teaching moose sky-diving and jousting
skills.
Voice
over: When she goes bungee jumping in Mexico her code name is
“Pinyata!”
Camera
circles and pans on Angel Dunworth handing out Love beads to the
organic tomatoes in the politically - correct remake of, “Attack of
the Killer Tomatoes!”
Voice
over: When she alphabetizes, she does it in numerical order.
Camera
pans around again to show Angel Dunworth teaching lemmings to write
suicide notes using proper grammar and quality stationary.
Voice
over: She's not just a square; she's an actual cube!
Camera
pans in on close up of Angel Dunworth using a washer in a commercial
laundry mat to soak beans.
Voice
over: Her Cable channels are hooked up to the Clapper! She IS The
Most Interesting Author in The World!
Camera
pans in on Angel Dunworth folding tortillas on a laundry mat table.
Author:
I don't always take personal time; but when I do I place lunch-meat
in my shoes and pretend to be a salad. Stay crazy my friends!
That's
my side of it,
Angel
www.streetlighthalo.com
PS
Exciting news very soon... stay tuned!
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