Hey
guys... I'm so excited about my upcoming book release that I am in a
terribly silly mood. So....
What
if...
1.
Bugs are just an experiment created by the government to study how
many living things women will spray with hair spray?
2.
we put a window in the refrigerator? Would the light stay on forever?
3.
the chicken or the egg didn't come first? What if the Colonel did?
4.
a mad scientist finally broke the code for DNA and when he looked
through the microscope it said, “Once upon a time?”
5.
“The Second Coming” was originally called, “Jesus the Sequel,”
but it just looked silly on His resume?
Fun
Things To Do For Valentine's Day:
1.
Get a phone book and write the first 50 strangers letters of apology
for being such a jerk. Inform them that you miss them and want to
come back.
2.
Send bouquets to your neighbor's dog for a week. When your neighbor
inquires explain that Fido takes you on long walks.
3.
Buy your spouse a lovely card that says those three little words,
“You're still wrong!”
4.
Stomp into work on Valentine's Day and when people inquire state that
you are “No longer talking to yourself because you won't respond to
your Face Book friend's requests!”
5.
When people ask to see a picture of your spouse, get out a photo of
your hand.
That's
my side of it,
Angel
www.streetlighthalo.com
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